End Apostrophe Abuse

We feel sorry for the little apostrophe. It is soTo say it plainly: put the apostrophe in place of
abused, so often made to do what it shouldn't, andmissing letters. The little apostrophe is very powerful.
so often forgotten when needed. The apostrophe isIt can stand in for all the letters of the alphabet
a proud punctuation mark with specific purposes andwithout breaking a sweat. Do you want to leave out
does not deserve to be misused. Again and again wepart of a word? The apostrophe is on hand to take
see the same two abuses of this punctuation mark,its place. The apostrophe is mighty in this way and
not just in the pieces we edit but all around us in theshould not be forgotten. Here are a few correct
"real" world. We'll discuss two of those abuses here,examples of the apostrophe doing what it should:
and we'll hope to restore some of the respect theWe don't forget the apostrophe in contractions. The
apostrophe deserves.apostrophe is filling in for the missing letter in not.
Abuse #1: PluralsHere's the correct use of an apostrophe. The
To say it plainly: don't use apostrophes to makeapostrophe is filling in for the missing letter in is.
plurals. Sentences like Get your hamburger's here areYou're abusing the apostrophe again. The apostrophe
simply wrong. The little apostrophe was not meantis filling in for the missing letter in are.
to make one hamburger into multiple hamburgers.This is also the rule that explains why you don't put
Here are a few other samples of the apostrophean apostrophe in its when using its as a possessive,
being pressed into the wrong service:as in: The apostrophe can take its place. In this
These paper's need correcting.sample sentence, its isn't a contraction for it is, so
Two boy's were bragging about their dog's.you don't use the apostrophe.
Apostrophe's are complicated.The rules for using apostrophes are very simple, so
Why do people do this to the apostrophe? Theour editors are often surprised that many writers
construction 's is meant to show ownership (or a(not writer's) make this mistake. The two cases
contraction, as in the second abuse discussed below),where apostrophes are most often forgotten, in our
not a plural. Perhaps people abuse the apostrophe inexperience, are in the words you're and they're.
this way because they don't know the differenceSometimes the apostrophe is there, but it's in the
between ownership and plurals. Perhaps they see thiswrong place.
abuse occurring so often that they don't even realizeEnd Apostrophe Abuse Now
it is wrong (much like using data as a singular nounPoor apostrophe. It can do so much for you when
although it is really a plural.)you use it correctly. In fact, knowing how to use
Villainous sentences like People living in the 1990'sapostrophes correctly is a sign of being a professional
bought a lot of CD's certainly don't promote virtuouswriter. Let's end apostrophe abuse and restore its
use of the noble apostrophe.dignity as a powerful and important member of your
Abuse #2: Contractionspunctuation arsenal.